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And like a husband going home to his noble and self-sacrificing wife,

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the rat keeps returning to the food box.

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That is, the positive reinforcement.

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Huh, if only men could be more like rats.

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Oh, sure, they come home at first.

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You feed them, you wait on them, and then,

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after twenty-two thankless years, they just up and leave.

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No note, no phone call, no nothing!

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Just... like... that!

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I wonder why he left.

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Now, before I divide the class into teams of two,

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who can give me another example of reinforcement?

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Fine, class. Ignore me... just like he did! Kevin?

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Shut up, Kevin.
Daria? Reinforcement?

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Hmm... to make a child stop crying, a mother might say,

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"That's it! I'm sending you to El Paso to live with your real father. "

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Whenever the child gets upset, the mother might wave an airline ticket in her face,

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or maybe even frame it on the wall by the clown picture.

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The ticket stops the girl from crying, or showing any emotion... ever.

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Right, that's...

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Years later, seeing an airplane or just hearing one fly overhead can unleash a Pandora's Box of repressed anger,

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shattering the grown child's fragile psyche and triggering a psychotic and possibly deadly episode.

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I like the way you think.

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Kevin... Daria will be your lab partner.

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What?

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You two will design a maze,

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and condition Kevin... I mean, condition a mouse using positive or negative reinforcement.

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But babe, we've never been separated on a lab project before!

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What'll we do?

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Pass?

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Brittany, Charles will be your partner.

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But Ms. Barch, I'm a cheerleader!

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Give me an "R."

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I really like doing mazes.

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Those ones on the back of cereal boxes are cool.

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Well, now I am excited.

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Shut up, Mack!

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So, now Kevin's my lab partner.

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Next best thing to working alone.

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Oh, no. He likes mazes.

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Maybe you could get a wind-up toy to distract him.

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His wind-up toy is working with Upchuck.

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Hey, Daria. Mind if we do the maze thing at your house?

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My cable's broken.

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It's 911 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening.

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The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns.

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Daria, I heard you're working with Kevin Thompson on a science project.

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He's quarterback of the football team, isn't he?

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Brittany was sobbing in the bathroom.

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Science is fascinating. Tell me all about it, honey.

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I can't. I signed a confidentiality paper.

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The other scientists would be mad.

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Oh, forget it, Daria. Quinn, how was your day?

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It sucked.

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First my teacher gave my paper on Cleopatra's makeup don'ts an "F"... like he would know.

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Then my heel broke.

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Then, like, the day was almost over and only two guys had asked me out.

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Luckily, just before...

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Daria, please tell me about the project.

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It's about how behavior is affected by positive or negative reinforcement.

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Sounds super.

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Like... say, you have a friend who responds to everything you say with,

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"That's great!"

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This insincere reply is the same whether you saved a life or killed a bug,

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and thus becomes "negative reinforcement,"

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causing you to withdraw from that person or persons.

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Wow. That's fantastic!

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Maybe if you and Kevin work well together,

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he'll associate you with feeling good and want to include you in his circle of friends.

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Do you really believe that?

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Believe? In what sense?

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Maybe I'll help with the project.
I'm into science.

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Quinn, that's great!

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What exactly do you like about it?

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Um, like, now they can make perfume without hurting little bunnies.

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Door!

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Phone!

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Hey, Kevin.

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Hi, Quinn. Hey, Daria, I'm ready to start this maze thing.

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I'm helping. Let's go.

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Wait a minute, Kevin.
There's something I want you to see.

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Look, Kevin: the Pigskin Channel.

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Great big guys slamming into other great big guys. Fun.

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Cool!

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The Pigskin Channel!

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Classic football games 24 hours a day... every day, all this month.

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Good thing I have nothing planned.

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I guess it's just you and me.
Got your saw and sandpaper?

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Um, actually, I'm, like, needed here more. Right, Kevin?

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Kevin, if you want a pillow or anything, there's one on that chair.

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Thanks, babe. Just put it behind my back.

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Shouldn't you be working on your project?

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You know, teaching a mouse to fetch or whatever?

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Looks like there's plenty of fetching going on already.

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Kevin, if you want a soda or anything, there's some in the fridge.

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I know I'm kind of thirsty.

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Thanks, babe. Could you, like, put some ice in it?

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How many cubes?

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Two is cool.

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Welcome to Casa de Chuck, bella senorita.

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Don't worry, toots.

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This torrid affair shall remain our little secret... as it must.

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Listen, Upchuck, you come near me and Kevin will bust your...

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Kevin? Kevin's busy now... with Daria!

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But you're right.

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Passion can wait until we've constructed our maze.

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There's the saw.

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Excuse me? I don't do saw.

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Oh, my fragile petal

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either you do your share, or I tell everyone we're dating.

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Like anyone would believe that.

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But they would believe... this.

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Isn't that Sam Stack, quarterback for Oakwood? Our rivals?

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But Kevin and I broke up that week.

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Wait... how did you get this? You pervert!

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Silly me! I was taking pictures and forgot I had the telephoto lens on.

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On second thought, I'll start the maze.
You can get me a soda.

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In the kitchen.

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I take two cubes... not one, not three... two.

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Slave for a week.

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Go, go, go!

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Gee, Kevin, I hope the steak isn't too medium rare.

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You suck! That's my team!
Oh, the steak? It was cool.

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And I really like this yellow dip.

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Hey, tomorrow night, let's have Sloppy Joes.

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Um, I was thinking tomorrow night you might take me to Chez Pierre.

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The food there is, like, really good and the waiters are, like, really foreign.

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Gee, babe, there seems to be plenty of good food right here.

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Yes, but...

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You suck, you suck, you suck!

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What happened to you?

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That despicable Upchuck made me change the water in his fish tanks!

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Is Kevin here?

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Sorry, Brittany, but he's very busy working on the maze thing and can't be disturbed.

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Hey, Quinn, what's for dessert?

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But...

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Got to go!

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Kevin, what are you doing here?
Did you get lost?

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No! I mean, sort of. Hey, cool!

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You finished the maze!

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That must've taken, like, forever.
Oops. Sorry.

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Kevin... I want you to put the door down and step away from the maze, and no one will get hurt.

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Hey! Is this the mouse we're training?

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You don't recognize him after all your hours together?

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Hey, can you make him stand on his head?

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Not right now. He's exhausted from jumping rope.

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Look what I made, Kevin.

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No ice cream? I wouldn't put up with that if I were you.

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Uh, yeah. Thanks, Quinn.
Leave it by the TV.

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Leave it by the TV. It's like we're already going out.

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There you are!

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Yo, babe.

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So, like, what have you been doing all night?

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Um... working?

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Wow, this looks really complicated.

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Kevin, you're so smart. Explain it to me.

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well, see, there's this path.

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Wait... hey. Oh, there's two paths. Cool!

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Working, huh? You could at least hide the evidence.

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Now tell me, what's going on here?

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Relax, Brittany. Have a nice big piece of the chocolate layer cake Quinn made just for Kevin.

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Ooh! You, you... vixens! Come on, we're leaving.

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But it's only half time! I mean... Daria needs me.

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Yeah. He has three more doors to break.

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Yeah.

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Oh, Brittany!

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Ugh! All right, I'm going.

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But I'm warning you, Miss... Smartiness.

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I know how to fight for my man.

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What man?!

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If you were really good, you'd get the mouse to stay off both paths

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you know, like Dada. Everything is useless.

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I wouldn't do that to the mouse, but it might be fun to try it on...

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So, Daria, we still have a lot of work to do on this maze thing, right?

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Yeah, but I don't expect you to maintain your laser-like focus of the past week.

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Cool! Whatever. Hey, maybe I'll stop by the garage tonight... after the Steelers game.

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That's not really necessary...

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Oh, wait! I can't.

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I promised Quinn I'd help her practice her back massage technique.

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Does this boy always think of others first?

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Kevin's been hanging out at that Daria chick's, like, every night this week.

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But that chick's a brain.

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There must be something we don't know.

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We gotta find out.

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Can you believe Daria's trying to take Kevin away from me?

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I can't believe anyone would try to take Kevin away from you.

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Thanks. You're a friend.

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Kevin, the new Whitney Houston movie is out and I want you to take me... tonight.

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Can't, babe. Got to work with Daria. You know, science.

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That's all right, Dr. Pasteur. You can take a night off.

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Daria! That's a chick movie!

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Pst! Kevin, Brittany's...... a chick!

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I heard that. What show are we going to?

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Oh-oh. Gotta go. Practice!

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If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong.

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Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain.

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You know, Brittany,

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that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.

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Or is it... former boyfriend?

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Ooh! Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy!

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So, Daria, are you doing anything tonight?

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She just called you Jimmy.

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Whatever. How about tomorrow night?

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Hi! Guys! Hi, Joey.

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tell me that really funny story again about how you made chocolate come out of your nose.

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So, Daria, you feel like hitting a movie?

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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?

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Joey, Jeffy, Jamiel. Which one of you guys wants to walk me home?

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How can I compete against sisters?!
There's only one of me.

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Maybe you can get your brother to wear a skirt.

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My brother!

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Damn it, Upchuck!

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Excellent!

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Okay, I shined your spoon collection,

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filed your disgusting magazines and finished your shopping.

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Can I go now?

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I'm sorry, Brittany,

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but I specifically said I wanted the honey that comes in a bear, not a jar.

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Ooh! You, you... weasel!

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"And remember, Kevin, it was the week that you two had broken up,

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so I don't think you should be too angry with... Back-Seat Brittany. "

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I am kind of dating Kevin.

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Yeah, well, older guys just go for me.

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They like to take me to expensive restaurants.

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Hold on, another call. Roderick!

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Sure, I date guys your age... I mean, sometimes.

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Hey, have you ever been to Chez Pierre?

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Kevin wants this.
Can I leave it in the garage?

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See you on Wednesday. Got to go. Hello? Matthew!

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Now, don't say a word.

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Ouch! Ooh! You icky little... animal!

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Okay, you Morgendorffer tempstresses.

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You're going to have find a new excuse if you want to drag my Kevin over here now.

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Don't let this mouse out of your sight, okay?

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I don't even want to know.

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Kevin. I have some bad news.

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Aw, your cable's broken?

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No, I...

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The game got cancelled?

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No, listen.

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They're running the game opposite the...

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Listen! Our mouse is gone.

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Oh, boy, Daria. You really had me going for a minute.

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Kevin, without the mouse, we fail, and we don't have time to train a new one.

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Bummer. I wish there was something I could do. But what?

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Hey, Mr. Morgendorffer.

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It's Jake, my man, Jake.

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You know, I went out for football in military school, but the other kids taunted me.

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Said I ran funny.

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Well, I've shown them!

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The smug little turds.

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I've got the house, the paycheck, and they're all lying dead in a stinking rice paddy.

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At least, that's the way I like to think of them.

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Hey, how about a soda?

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Sure. I like two ice cubes.

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Me, too!

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Kevin? Do you think my skirt is too short?

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Go, go, go!

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Quinn, do you know anything about this?

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Oh, right.

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Like some plastic bear is going to make Kevin choose Brittany over me.

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Brittany?

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Yeah. She left it in the garage for Kevin.

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Shoot me if ever get that desperate. Hey, Kevin?

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My teen years... a nightmare of shame and guilt.

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They didn't call it self-love then, Kevin. They called it self-abuse.

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But babe, I didn't do anything wrong!

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Don't lie to me, Kevin!

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It's all over school you're dating both Daria and Quinn!

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Really? Whoa, twins.

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Quit following Kevin!

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Gee, Brittany. What happened to your hand?

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Uh, um... faulty eyelash curler.

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I just told Ms. Barch about the disappearing mouse.

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She said if we don't turn the project in tomorrow we'll have to do a makeup experiment.

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A really big makeup experiment.

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It could take weeks, even months.

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Cool.

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Do you have a camera?

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You might want to take a picture of Kevin so you'll remember what he looks like.

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Why, you...

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See you at 8:00, Kevin.

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Oh, and I'll tell Quinn to fire up the grill.

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Wait!

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Okay, so I stole the rotten little rat.

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But I did it for us, and Whitney.

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I just couldn't stand being away from you any longer.

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Babe...

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This is all very touching.

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Brittany, a deal. The mouse for Kevin.

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Deal.

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Sucker

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Let's go, Kevin.

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Daria, I can still come over and watch the Pigskin Channel, right?

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Let me guess. You have a little brother.

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How'd you know?

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Cool. The maze thing really works.

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Yeah, that mouse is just ripping up the paths to the food box.

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Oh. Oh, yeah.

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Come on, let's go over to my place and watch the Pigskin Channel on my new satellite dish.

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Wow! How'd you talk your parents into getting a dish?

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I told them I wanted to watch the History Channel.

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Parents!

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Kevin? Where are you going?

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Oh, I'm heading over to Britt's to watch TV.

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Wait... I can get a bear.
I'll get two bears. Three!

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Goldilocks complex.
She's seeing a therapist.

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Hey, Kev. I missed you, dude.

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Come on, the game's about to begin.

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Oh, and I found my old journal!

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What is it with this family?

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Brittany, Charles. You're up.

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We started with...

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Shut up, Charles.

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Brittany, did you go with negative or positive reinforcement?

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Um... negative?
I mean... positive?

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Please, Ms. Barch, let me explain...

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Charles, shut your miserable, lying, cheating mouth.

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Brittany, continue.

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The mouse, um... it's supposed to run down the path. Right?

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Brittany and Chuck. You fail.

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Shut up, Upchuck!

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Daria, Kevin.

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In conclusion, this mouse... through no fault of my own, Brittany

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was repeatedly abused by a ten-year-old boy.

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As a result, the mouse's primary response to everyday stimuli is fear.

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Similar reactions also occur in humans.

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Take the mugging victim, beaten with nunchaks in an alleyway.

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As he, or she, recalls the attacker's face

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his scraggly goatee and cheap, dangly earring

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she learns to hate and fear all men, regardless of age, race or taste in jewelry.

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Really?

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Don't interrupt, hateful scum.

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Excellent job, Daria. You get an "A."

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All right!

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Not you, you man. You get a "D."

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All right!

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You know, Daria,

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I really liked hanging out at your house and working on the maze thing.

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Yeah, the week just flew by.

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It was like you were hardly there.

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Thanks. Hey, Daria?

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Yes?

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I'm having a big party Friday, and I want a lot of cool people there. Could you...

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Yes?

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...ask Quinn if she could make it?

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Written by Peggy Nicoll
www. outpost-daria. com

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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com

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R�ponses au blindtest:

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Daria and Jane sitting in cafeteria
Ben Lee - Pop Queen

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Upchuck blackmailing Brittany
Morphine - Like Swimming

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1st commercial bumper
Morphine - Like Swimming

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Kevin and Daria in garage
Buckshot Le Fonque - Music Evolution

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in Pizza King
Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There

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Brittany and her brother
Veruca Salt - All Hail Me

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Daria, Kevin, and Brittany in garage
Dishwalla - It's Going To Take Some Time

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closing credits
Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck